Monday, January 21, 2013

Three Ring Circus


Last year at this time, it was just five-month-old Reacher and me. As I recall, he was so darn cute, but a holy terror. Oh, those were the days!

Now, there are three dogs in the house--Reacher, Vega and her four-month-old puppy Panzer. Three dogs; one three-ring circus.

As the the youngest and the smallest member of the troupe you might assume Panzer defers to the two big dogs. But you'd be wrong. Panzer is not only dreaming of becoming the alpha male in this household, he seems to be making it his mission.

He sometimes pounces on Reacher and takes hold of those jowls in his sharp puppy teeth and won't let go. He delights in jumping on Vega when she's lying quietly which starts a mother/son wrestling match. And he steals bones from whichever dog happens to be gnawing contentedly, then dives for the cover of the coffee table. The kitchen is still cardoned off with three gates, but Panzer just muscles right through whenever the spirit moves him.

Reacher is an action lover himself and appreciates a friendly fight. And Vega, while generally not an instigator, doesn't hesitate to join in the fray. There is often a three-way game of chase around the kitchen table. Or when the gates have been flattened, a German Shepherd, a Boxer and a 31-pound German Shepherd puppy race through the kitchen, living room, dining room, foyer. Then repeat! Naturally, there's growling, yipping, barking and snarling to go along with it.

I guess things could be worse. There could be Panzer and his seven other puppy brothers and sisters, plus Vega and Reacher. That wouldn't be a circus. That would be a zoo.


Friday, January 11, 2013

Jumping On The Bed

Reacher seems to think he has a right to hop on my bed anytime the spirit moves him. And when Vega is chasing him through the house Reacher uses the bed as "base," because Vega follows the rules and doesn't jump on the furniture. Until recently.

Today, Vega shocked Reacher and me by hurdling after her favorite Boxer buddy. Game on! Sometimes it's a madhouse around here.

The wild scene reminded me of the children's poem "Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed." Not to be outdone, I've written my own version, canine-style:

TWO BIG DOGGIES JUMPING ON THE BED
 
Two big doggies jumping on the bed,
When Mama saw that pair she saw red: 
"No more doggies jumping on the bed!"

Two big doggies get down with a hop
Watch out now, they're back on top.
Mama yells, "Doggies, you two must stop!"

Two big doggies listen no more.
"It's no fun just being on the floor!
Please Mama, please, just walk out the door."

Two big doggies decide it's time to quit.
They don't want Mama to have such a fit.
Vega lies down; Reacher just sits.

"We're sorry Mama, just count to ten.
Whatever you do, don't lock us in a pen.
We will NEVER jump on the bed again!" 
 
Two doggies think it's time for something new.
Don't look now, but Reacher's got a shoe!
My, oh, my. What's this Mama supposed to do?